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3 Sounds Rude British English Lessons

There is an important subset of English which is hardly ever touched on by teachers, and never by the textbooks. This subset of English is the English which sounds rude. The swearwords and curses, which make up a surprisingly large part of daily speech, are neglected by most teachers because, well, they sound rude. This course aims not to titillate but to teach the vocabulary that other teachers shy away from. If you are not offended by strong language, and would like to learn, remember, and use this "taboo" language, then you should take a look at these lessons. Please do not complain if you are shocked by the contents. You have been warned.

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3 Sounds Rude British English Lessons

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Sounds Rude - Body Parts

This lesson is the first of a planned Sounds Rude course and looks at Body Parts. If you don’t know your bum from your fanny, or your tadger from your dick, then you really need to study this first course. A lot of humour in English movies and television, as well as books and other media, uses this language for comedic effect. The Body Parts lesson looks at general body parts common to both sexes, the body parts specific to men, and the body parts specific to women. The images in the course are uncensored. Not all rude words are equally rude. Some are mildly rude and can be used in most situations, but others are so rude that you should never use them at all.


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Wear the Fox Hat

A lack of understanding of the English that sounds rude can get you into difficulties, as Tatiana and her new husband discovered when she misheard his advice and went off for a day trip to Worcester in the wrong attire. This lesson will help you get to grips with "the F word" and help you to avoid similar misunderstandings. English humour is a great way to improve your English skills and this lesson will certainly make you chuckle when you get the joke. As with all the Sounds Rude lessons, it is suitable for 18+ students only as it contains language that sounds rude.


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Beach or Bitch

A Sounds Rude lesson for 18+ students that will teach you how to avoid a common pronunciation mistake. If you are easily offended by language that Sounds Rude, go no further. If you would like to learn the vocabulary which every native-born Englishman, or woman for that matter, is very familiar with, then I urge you to read on. Vocabulary is vocabulary and it all makes up the English language. The vocabulary in this lesson is not normally found in textbooks or discussed in the English classroom, yet it is an integral part of the language, and very likely to be regularly encountered in an English speaking country.


3 Sounds Rude British English Lessons

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